Cop's 3rd Wife = Murder Victim

Kathleen Savio's death has been ruled a homicide. I'm sorry if I'm jumping to conclusions, but how has Drew Peterson not been charged with murder yet?

• This guy is 53. His fourth wife (Stacy, who's missing) is 23.
• They met when she was still a teenager as a motel clerk.
  
• He was still married to his third wife, Kathleen Savio, while courting Stacy (then still a teenager.)
• Kathleen was found dead in an empty bathtub with a gash wound to her head just before their divorce settlement hearing. Drew was first on the scene. It was ruled an accidental drowning.
• There was a life insurance policy of $1 million on his third wife.
• Kathleen's body was exhumed to investigate further. In the meantime, a local minister reveals that Stacy told him in confidence that Drew came forward and told him that he killed Kathleen.
• Drew's stepbrother claims he was paid $2,000 to help Drew move a blue barrel, warm to the touch, the day Stacy went missing. Drew claims his stepbrother is mentally unstable.
• Drew says in an interview that Stacy left him (and their two children) for another man with a bikini and passport. As if he had the chance to inventory everything and declare that those were the only two things missing.
• In a Today Show interview, Drew laughs when he's asked what he would tell Stacy if she could hear him right now. "Come home," he laughs. (This is actually a really interesting take on how he's perceived among 300 Americans, men and women, by Mediacurves.com)
  
• And now, today's news, that Kathleen was murdered. I wonder who dunnit?
  

But ladies, if after all of this suspicious behavior you still decide you want some one-on-one time with Bolingbrook's most notorious ex-cop, you can still call Chicago's WJMK-FM to petition they bring back their contest, "Win a Date with Drew Peterson." I mean, who wouldn't want a chance to be his 5th wife? Though, I'm assuming it would help if you were underage and unable to defend yourself. Sorry 10-key princess, but it looks like you're out of the race. After all, you have a Taser.
-SM