This musical number has been interrupted to bring you a special announcement from Gene Kelly's wife who wants a liberal NY Times columnist to apologize for using Bush and her late husband in the same sentence together. Ouch.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
I'm siiiiiiiinging in the raaaaaiiiiiin...
This musical number has been interrupted to bring you a special announcement from Gene Kelly's wife who wants a liberal NY Times columnist to apologize for using Bush and her late husband in the same sentence together. Ouch.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Science saturday I - Skinny people have it easier
“Dieticians are tested on this idea; textbooks quote it. But no one could tell me where it came from.”
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
A campaign is said to age people, but...
I know there's a lot of talk going on right now about the whole Bosnia "I misspoke" thing, which probably is more important than mentioning that Hillary is long overdue for an appointment with her Botox specialist. But she is. Long, long overdue.-SM
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Still holding out hope
When I was in elementary school, we did this project where we each wrote a note that was then put inside a balloon. The balloon was then filled with helium and released, free to travel the world and choose someone out there to be the recipient of my note.
For all these years, I was sure that my balloon got tangled in some telephone wires or just popped after hitting a tree branch no more than 200 feet from my school, the note torn to shreds by some birds looking to build a new nest. But this story gives me renewed hope. Sure, this girl used a bottle instead of a balloon (wise choice). And yes, she dropped her bottle in the ocean (smart move). But now, 21 years later, her note was found. And the guy who found her bottle got in touch with her. Pretty cool.
Somewhere, my note is out there. And maybe someday, it'll reach its destination. I just hope that when it does, my note wasn't something like this.
-JT
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